you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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