super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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