Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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