perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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