im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
whose parrot is this?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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