After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Acid is not a monday night drug
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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