what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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