I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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