dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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