Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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