Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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