Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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