At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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