Plan B is the new Plan A
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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