3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
She said her name was "party"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You dont lie about slip and slides
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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