Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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