we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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