That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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