Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize
