Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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