First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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