i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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