I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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