Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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