A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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