Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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