I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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