You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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