I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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