I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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