this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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