No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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