We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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