I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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