is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
