Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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