I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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