I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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