oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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