I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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