I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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