these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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