I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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