Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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