it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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