When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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