I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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