If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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