p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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