so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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