I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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