Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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